Total Medals Earned: 1,416 (From 215 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,820 Points
Medals Earned: 10/20 (60/500 points)
Crashed without turning left nor right.
Tried both preferences of direction.
Crashed for the second time.
Reached 1 point score.
Crashed for the first time.
Reached 2 points score.
Checked the Credit screen.
Tried mouse and keyboard for playing.
Crashed 8 times.
Reached 4 points score.
Crashed before start line with 0 score.
Reached 8 score.
Crashed 16 times.
Reached 11 points score.
Reached 16 points score.
Reached 24 points score.
Crashed 32 times.
Reached 21 scores.
Crashed 64 times.
Reached 32 points score.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (135/440 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/46 (20/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Play as an Esper!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 5/15 (40/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/175 points)
Beat World 1
Beat World 2
Beat World 3
Beat World 4
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/280 points)
Finish the first area
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Medals Earned: 6/29 (30/500 points)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
You may not want to use these too much.
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach the end without dying!