Total Medals Earned: 1,416 (From 215 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,820 Points
Medals Earned: 8/30 (55/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (150/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Complete the Game.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find and kill a miniboss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/350 points)
Save the Sunny Woods from its evil presence.
Collect the last 2 gold medals in the secret level.
Collect at least 18 gold medals.
Save the Snowy Woods from its evil presence.
Save the Gloomy Woods from its evil presence.
Collect at least 36 gold medals.
Medals Earned: 15/19 (240/395 points)
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 8/50 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Attain a very high speed.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/390 points)
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Beat the game!